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Topic Started: Jun 3 2007, 10:15 PM (293 Views)
Kotori Minamino
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I can think of hundreds of quotes to put here but i got some from work.

I had those hair chopstick-things in my hair and Joe kept calling them pencils, so the next time he came past my desk he had a highlighter clipped in his hair.
Me:"You have a highlighter in your hair"
Joe:*gasp*"I'm insulted, I don't highlight my hair. It's naturally grey."

I was walking with my mom:
Walter: "Hi Pam"
mum: "Hi Walter"
Walter: "Hi Pam's daughter"
me: :blink: what?
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Trendie
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"this is your life, ending 1 minute at a time"-the guy from fight club

"now if a lion charges you, make shure to dodge left, and punch it in teh gills, this should be enough to scare any lion away." -me, at the zoo with my family
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Trendie
Jun 21 2007, 04:14 PM

"now if a lion charges you, make shure to dodge left, and punch it in teh gills, this should be enough to scare any lion away." -me, at the zoo with my family

next time i get attacked by a lion im using that method...and yes...ny has lions...we also have perhanas and alligators, monkeys, and those fishes that swim up ur crotch hole. :blink:
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Rikimaru
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If you happen to be in the bronx zoo that is.
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VirtuaFantice
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Rikimaru
Jun 22 2007, 05:58 PM
If you happen to be in the bronx zoo that is.

lmao xD true. also if u live in the city youll run into some interestin animals but yeah..in my town some idiot thought it would be nice to dump a bunch of there unwanted pirhanas into Eldridge Lake so fishers got a shock when they started catching pirhanas xD;;; theyve also found aligators around in some ponds and stuff...where pple dumped off them cuz they were pets and couldnt be handled any longer xD and everyone im sure has heard of the lions that live in nyc apartments xD ny is strange...oh...they also found someone near my town with a fish collection and among them were those fish that swim up ur crotch 8D they said a lil after they had apprehended it from the guy, it died from too much handlin =o
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SomeGuy
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“Never argue with an idiot…… cause they bring you down to there level…… then beat you with experience…….”
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yyhkingsburg
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"my body failed me :-(" - me while playing a game
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Koorime_Outcast
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"I NEED MORE BUTT!"
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awsome...quotes...couldnt put into words =x
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Hakata Salt
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what are the requirements?-reporter

uhhh, well, they have to have a steering wheel, theres a minimum crew
requirement. and -governer

whats the minimum crew requirement?-reporter

well 1 i supose-goverener


xD
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